Be like water my friend
Bruce Lee
Who was national ping pong champion?
Mona y Telo
Unfortunately
The difference between stupidity and genious is that genious has its limits
Albert Einstein
Who sat on top of a cake in the car in 1976?
Diana
Este es ...
Este es ...
El baile de las frutas
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
Airplaine
Who speaks italian?
Mona
I have the best parents in the entire world
Tengo los mejores padres del mundo entero
I think it would be good to have some holy santos in the hallway
Pedro
Who participated in a TV show?
Telo
How did papa and mama meet? (in spanish)
En un elevador
would i rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
Michael Scott
Who's loe is better than ice cream?
Papa's, according to mama
me voy a comprar un afiche metalico de perdidos
I'm going to buy a metalic poster of Lost