Da Dog
The year Dog Chapman was born
What is 1953?
Dog’s wife with the funniest name, objectively
Who is LaFonda Sue Honeycutt?
Our queen’s favorite snack to make for her hungry guys
What are bean & cheese burritos?
“I am a — man on a mission from —“
What are law & god?
Duane & LaFonda Sue’s very first born
Who is Duane Lee Chapman?
Dog’s current age, in human and dog years
What is 72, or 14 I think?
Baby Lyssa’s mother, affectionately
Who is Big Lyssa?
Beth’s preferred nail shape
What is long & square as hell?
“That guy’s gonna — my mace”
What is drink?
Dog’s brother, who is completely unrelated to Dog.
Who is Tim Chapman?
Dog claims he is of ———— descent, but records show he is of 100% European descent.
What is Native American?
The amount of money paid to Big Lyssa as a trade to have Dog’s child (they ended up having 3!)
What is $1,000 USD?
Beth once shared an on camera kiss with this young man
Who is a kid from Make A Wish wearing a Chick Magnet graphic tee?
A phrase the whole gang loves to say that belongs to a whole other show
What is “Let’s get read to ruuuuumble”?
The height shared by Dog & his son Leland
What is 5’7?
Dog has stated he does not believe in guns. Past his beliefs, he cannot legally own a gun due to this status.
What is felon?
Dog met his 4th wife, Tawny Marie, while out doing this
What is bounty hunting her?
The lady’s favorite accent
What is Asian????
“It ain’t puppy love. It’s full blown — love.”
What is dog?
Lawsuits ruvealed he went underpaid for his work on the show. He now owns his own bail bond company and runs a cannabis business as well. He still wears his hideous t shirts.
Who is Bobby Brown?
Dog’s dream job, as stated in a 2024 Fox News interview
What is deportation czar?
The hotel where Beth and Dog wedded in 2006
What is Hilton? <3
What her father, Papa, turned into after his death
What is “an eagle who can soar and see everything”?
“Where mercy is —, mercy is —“
What are shown & given?
Is now gay
Who is Baby Lyssa?