Mark Kowal: 101
Dad-isms
Only the Fam Would Know
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Famous Dads
Final Jeopardy
100
This body part on dad is one no one can touch, otherwise you might get kicked in the face
His Feet
100
When Mango would start barking at absolutely nothing, Dad would respond with this classic line.
"Go die in a fire"
100
Dad is known to have many secret male lovers behind mom's back, give me the name of the one who dad sees on a 6 week basis, occasionally with a martini in hand.
Chad
100
This heavy-breathing galactic patriarch really put the “no” in “paternal role model” when he told his son, “I am your father.”
Darth Vader
100
Approximately how many chocolate covered almonds are in a 1.5 kg Kirkland Signature bag from Costco?
550 almonds
200
Mom only makes this rich caramel and chocolate dessert at Easter or Thanksgiving, and yet dad waits all year just to get a slice of the creamy goodness.
Mom's Cheesecake
200
Right before, during, or after teaching us something (whether we asked or not), Dad proudly sings this unforgettable line.
“Learning moments with daaaaaad.”
200
This item is definitely off-limits at Maya’s wedding—unless Dad wants to risk getting kicked out from the reception.
The Oil Slick
200
He’s the quirky, over-the-top dad from Malcolm in the Middle who was just as unpredictable as his five sons.
Hal
300
Dad’s sworn enemies as a celiac are three sneaky grains. Name all three to earn the points…(Except Malcolm—he just needs to name one)
Wheat, Barley and Rye
300
This hard liquor is famously mentioned in the song we always end up singing — no celebration is complete without it
"Gin"
300
This unforgettable quote was uttered by Dad in the darkest of nights, amid pure confusion—and to this day, Mom can’t say it without bursting out laughing.
"Did that come out of me?"
300
Lost in space but never in dad duties, he piloted his family through danger and alien encounters with a cool head and astronaut dad energy.
John Robinson
400
_____, _____ and _____ are three foods that are made in some variety when it is dad's turn to make dinner.
Chicken, Potatoes, Green Veg
400
When trying to justify his opinion (even if no one agrees), Dad confidently says this to seal the deal.
"To be fair..."
400
This rhyme is said to cue his memory as Dad cannot remember the birthday of one of his children.
"29 is not mine"
400
This chef dad of six children is famous for yelling “It’s RAW!” so much, even his kids probably hide when he’s cooking dinner.
Gordan Ramsey
500
Dad’s coffee grind time is long enough to be annoying but short enough that he still turns it into a game—.
17 seconds
500
This infamous line was repeatedly used to try and get the girls to say it back.
“Can I get a hooyah?…Hooyah”
500
When one of us is hurt and in need of medical attention, our father instantly transforms into this confident (but very unlicensed) spanish health expert.
Paulo
500
This dad not only sends rockets to space but also designed a futuristic, stainless-steel pickup called the Cybertruck—perfect for hauling kids and Martian gear.
Elon Musk