Dad
Position played in baseball/softball
Shortstop
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent
A girl who wears no clothes
Parker
Scooter
The Bosses
RDJ
Robert Downey Jr.
Favorite Scotch
Any of the glens
Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything
A woman who uses her phone while guests are there
Amy the less
Red silk underwear
The Steins
JD
Johnny Depp
Favorite pair of shorts
The white ones with blue stripes
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
A boy who insults his father
Grant
JJ Watt
The Delucas
KR
Keanu Reeves
Favorite (Or at least most played) band
Owl City
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Investigator
A man with a better beard than the chinstrap
Pat
G-ma
The Schiffs
JL
Jennifer Lawerence or Lopez
Favorite show
24
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
A man who uses a measuring cup as a glass
Brett
ROTC
The Smalls
CH
Chris Hemsworth