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200

"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical"

Yogi Berra

200

What a duck does when it flies upside down

Quacks up

200

This invention became available to households in 1991

the internet

200

large feline

fat cat

200

horse

cart

400

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt"

Abraham Lincoln

400

What a spook rides at the amusement park

a roller ghoster

400

This late gadget to the home was introduced in 1977

the personal computer

400

authentic agreement

real deal

400

beauty

age

600

"Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

Albert Einstein

600

How do you get down off an elephant

you don't, you get down off a duck

600

This modern convenience was introduced in the 1840s

indoor plumbing

600

delayed friend

late mate

600

a fall

pride

800

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"

Muhammad Ali

800

When a piece of wood is like a king

when it's made into a ruler

800

This necessary lifesaver was invented at the turn of the 19th century

smoke alarms

800

smart men

wise guys

800

they hatch

count chickens

1000

"If you want to change the world, go home and love your family"

Mother Teresa

1000

What Goes up the chimney down and down the chimney down put not up or down the chimney up

Umbrella

1000

This capability was only available in 50% of homes by 1925

electricity

1000

female spin

girl twirl

1000

a single step

a journey of a thousand miles