Guys named Steve
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100

His catchphrase is “Did I do that?”.

Who is Steve Urkel?

100

Deciding whether the crime drama goes at 9 p.m. or 10 p.m. is part of this network‑TV task sometimes called “scheduling.”

What is television programming?

100

Flowing 4,000 miles to the Atlantic at Belém, Brazil, it’s Earth’s largest river by discharge.

What is the Amazon?

100

Mitch Hedberg jokes: “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I ______.”

What is "used to, too"?

100

A 3 cm‑edge cube and a 3 cm‑radius hemisphere are left to melt on the counter. This shape is fully melted sooner.

What is the cube?

200

These two Steves co-founded the Apple computer company. 

Who are Wozniak and Jobs?

200

When programming an old dial thermostat, this conductive, temperature sensitive liquid would determine it's state.  

What is mercury?

200

This piezoelectric mineral's consistent vibration when electricity is applied is the heartbeat of almost all electronic equipment.

What is quartz?

200

Asked about his love life, James Acaster quips, “I’m too good for a free ______.”

What is "banana"?

200

The same 2 × 2 × 2 block has 8 units of volume. This is its surface area to volume ratio?

What is 3.

300

With a nailed‑bat named “Lucille,” this Stranger Things babysitter became a fan‑favorite hero.

Who is Steve Harrington?

300

CRISPR lets biologists “program” these three‑letter molecules.

What is DNA?

300

Published around 300 B.C., his Elements organized the known facts of plane geometry into 13 books.

Who is Euclid?

300

John Mulaney’s political metaphor: “There’s a horse loose in a hospital—no one knows what it’ll do next, least of all ______.”

What is “the horse”?

300

When every linear dimension of a solid is enlarged by the same scale factor, this is what happens to its surface‑area‑to‑volume ratio.

What is it decreases.

400

Clippers owner once shouted “Developers! Developers!” while CEO of Microsoft.

Who is Steve Ballmer?

400

Handing a dog a treat every time it sits on command is basic behavioral programming, inspired by the conditioning work of this Russian physiologist.

Who is Ivan Pavlov?

400

Gneiss forms when granite is subjected to intense heat and pressure deep underground, making gneiss this rock type.

What is metamorphic?

400

This comedian’s five children often become punch‑line costars—“We’re like a traveling circus, but with more naps.”

Who is Jim Gaffigan?

400

When a surface area is given in square centimeters and the volume is given in cubic centimeters, this is the unit of measurement for the surface area to volume ratio.

What is cm-1 (inverse length)?

500

This is the full birth name of the individual who named "Steve" in Minecraft. 

Who is Markus Persson?

500

In SQL set theory, the operation performed by EXCEPT (or Oracle’s MINUS) returns rows from the first query that don’t appear in the second; mathematically it’s this two‑word phrase.

What is set difference?

500

A right triangle has legs 9 mm and 12 mm.  Its hypotenuse measures this many centimeters.

What is 1.5 cm?

500

He manned SNL’s “Weekend Update” desk from 1994 – 1998, before spinning the legendary “moth joke” on late‑night TV.

Who is Norm Macdonald?

500

Break a single cube of ice into eight equal‑sized cubes.  By what factor has the total surface‑area‑to‑volume ratio of the ice changed? 

Hint: Imagine a 2x2 cube broken into 8 equal parts.

What is it doubles?