Childhood
What were dad's most unique pets?
What is Opossums or Guinea Pigs or raccoons
If Dad had been drinking and he "wasn't allowed to drive" what was the compromise they made for him?
What is shifting the gears on the vehicle
What is Dad's advice when you have illegal substances in your car?
What is "don't have more than you can eat."
What was the mascot of Dads high school
What is the Freeport Bulldogs
Why do we refer to dad as "Magellan"
What is because he is directionally challenged
What did Dad infamously "pop" as a kid?
What is a water bed
What was Dads first stint in orthodonics
What is using pliers to rip out his braces when they were bothering him
Which road did Dad leave Kayla on because she wouldn't stop screaming?
What is on the side of Indian Woman
What are Dad's oldest besties?
Who is Scott Lebleu, Robby Liptak, and Nikki Fry
What was Dad's trademark move to win a fight?
What is a headlock?
What did the principle use to discipline Dad?
What is a ruler
How many of the Harrison sisters did Dad hook up with?
What is all three of them
What was the most frustrating day of parenthood for Dad?
What is when Kayla put gasoline in a diesel truck.
What establishment did Dad get his first job at?
What is the Blue Heron.
How did Dad's friends wake him up when he was passed out?
What is telling him he had to go to school.
Who would bury a body for Dad no questions asked?
Who is Brenda Bacon
How many cars had Dad wrecked by the time he was 18?
What is five.
Who do we call first when we disagree with our husbands or don't know what to do?
Who is Dad.
Who was president when Dad was born?
Who is Linden B. Johnson
What light on 30-a did dad shoot out most often?
The Grayton Four Way
Who inflicted the most physical and mental abuse on Dad as a child?
Who is Tony Mathews
What is the name of the police officer that pulled Dad over in Virginia's Camaro and confiscated his Devil's Lettuce?
Who is Don Graff.
Who is the best Dad on the planet?
Who is P-Money.
Where was Dad born?
What is Puerto Rico
Who is Dad's celebrity crush?
Who is Reese Witherspoon "Reese Cup"