Classic Phrases
Trying to get out the door
“Lets go, were going to be late”
This bands chances of going down was like a lead balloon
Led Zeppelin
Best Burgers in Paradise
Jimmy Buffett
Where did dad go to college?
Osu or Franklin (online)
Dads favorite concert
Hootie and the Blowfish
Someone is being a jackass
"Suck it Banana"
Lives in Westerville
Eric Clapton
Greiners have a dog named after the son of this legend
Bob Marley
What position did dad play in college?
Line Backer
What was dads grandpas job
Electrician
Server asking him how the food was after he ate the whole plate
“Was trying to find a good bite”
Her name is __ and she dances in the sand
Duran Duran (Rio)
Dads best impersonation
Kronk (Patrick Warbuton)
What year was dad born?
1967
Year and make of dads audi
2008 sr5
Asking dad to open gifts on christmas
“Mom and I only have 5 gifts, you guys go”
This bands music is for the ants
Adam and the Ants
Retired in 1999 and had 147 regular season wins
Dan Marino
Where was dad born?
Pennsylvania
Dads least favorite meal his mom made and why
Eel and it smelled the house up for days
Telling dad its his special day (birthday)
“It’s just another day”
This bands bass player wasn’t invited to the reunion
Van Halen
The master of bouncers
Wade Garrett (Sam Elliot)
When did dad register to vote?
January 1, 1997
You have no tools, and you cannot let a drop of rum leave the barrel. How can you do it, and avoid walking the plank?
Tip the barrel so that the rum just reaches the rim