Clothing
A common shirt you'll see almost everyday of the year
Black shirt
How does Dad declare his dadness
"I am de Papa!"
What colors your mothers hair?
Receive
What mineral does Dad add to every food?
Salt (Sometimes pepper)
What is Dad's favorite Church song?
Seed scattered and sown
(WHEAT GATHERED AND GROWN!!!)
When the weather gets chilly, this additional layer by Carhart comes in clutch
Grey sweatshirt
In what creative way does Dad say yes
Jeesssss
These songs were played on the way to many games in Dads car
- Thunderstruck
- Spoonman
- Phantom of the Opera
What is Dad's favorite Mr. Misty flavor that is dificult to order
LIMEEEEEEEEE!!!
This crowned space princess will always be Dad's first choice in a game of Mario Kart
Rosalina
Is it time to go to sleep or work out? Who knows when he's rocking these sweet bottoms.
Black athletic shorts
What slogan mentions a behind that Dad uses in reference to his kids, while adding a catchy jingle to it
"You're all a bunch of butts" mmmmmm
How many of Dad's assistant coaches can you name?
- Dan Wallace - Justin Pierrio
- Crazy Rainbow - Mike Moroney
- Graper - Justin Adams
- Bob Gebhart - Ray Wood
Make sure you save some, or else Dad will be grumpy in the morning
Hershey Chocolate Chips
What does a music degree get you?
Food stamps
It must be time to go hunting, as Dad reaches for this orange hat on the shelf
Clemson hat
What is Dad's favorite Yo-Mama joke
Who was Culvers biggest rival in Softball
Bonus: How did Dad teach the girls to hit the ball off Anna Chapman
Lightning; Swinging when she releases the ball
A green gummy bear is either good or bad news for dad because of this flavor
Green apple
This blue haired cartoon character proved to keep Dad company when at Universal Studios
(when fat ladies aren't hogging it)
Milhouse
(everything's coming up Milhouse!)
This shirt was famously worn by Dad at Anna's birth and again on her 19th Birthday.
Eddie Bauer flannel
A bush and a sniper will bring out this saying when Dad's eager for a kill in Fortnite
SNIPY!!! SNIPY!!
What was the team name of the famous fathers team in the father vs. son game at Derby Grange
The Stallions
A trip to Menards will be required, if this chewy snack shall be desired
Jujubes
Name both of Dad's childrens books
A Journey to Mother Earth
Toots the Tulip
(Bonus: when grandpa had hair)