Dad Naming Things - Alaina
What did Dad call Salmon so we could eat it?
Pink Chicken
A handheld food that Dad likes to eat when he's in the Upper Peninsula.
What is a pasty?
What is the the most commercially fished fish by volume?
Alaskan Pollock
Name 3 health hyper-fixations dad has berated us about since about 2018
Gluten (devil)
Water (apparently its good for you)
Non-aged cheese (8+ months)
Finish the Dad Quote!!
“You guys wouldn’t be mad if I changed my name right!? I’m thinking _________!”
A) Jerk Beepy
B) Charcoal Boomerang
C) Smooch-able Lukeeee
D) The Clank Noodle
Charcoal boomerang
What did dad name his 2 JBL speakers?
Berry White & Tealy Dan
A condiment that, when eaten, causes Dad to make a face as if he's in pain
What is wasabi
What clothing store does dad primarily shop at/represent?
Costco
Name three theories dad has come up with little to no evidence
1. Plants are trying to kill us
2. Melatonin doesn't actually work
3. Bill Sandy is in love with him
What character and book was my name (Sonya) named after?
Siona Ibn-Fuad Al-Seyefa Atreides
What did Dad Name the loud snoring man that sat next to Alaina on the flight home from Alaska?
Gaggy McFlemmy / Gaggy McFlemga
Food tossed in the fire pit that attracted bears during Dad's Minnesota camping trip with Uncle Matt.
What are potatoes?
Can time ever stop?
yes or no - why?
yes it can. Ask Dad for the details pls ❤️
Name three songs dad has assigned to my name.
1. Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire
2. You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones
3. My First Child - Nil Laura
4. Your So Vain - Carly Simon
What FOOD did dad call a different name- that I CALLED in my SENIOR YEAR PROM in front of all my friends that was absolutely mortifying during the cookout?
Name the food and the nickname!!
Meat Circles (Brats)
What did Dad name the rude guy on a roadtrip who kept honking his horn and trying to pass him?
Jerk Beepy
Food that Dad ate during a guys trip to Mexico where all the patrons stopped and stared as he ate it.
What are hot peppers?
Finish the Dad Quote!
Alaina: “how do you antique?”
Dad: “you just throw bags of ____ at people”
Alaina: “what?”
Dad: “what?”
FLOUR
Name three games dad has been addicted to:
1. Minecraft ("smash and build")
2. Candy Crush
3. Duolingo
Honorable mention: Wordament, poker, slither.io, Warcraft
What is Dads character he relates to/ wants to be in Game of thrones?
The Hound
What did dad always name himself when he played slither.io?
(online snake game/ the more you eat the more you grow)
Slimey Joe
Food that fell on Dad's head the night he met Mom.
What are pepperoncini peppers?
WHAT IS THE NAME of the ONLY female mentioned in THE HOBBIT? (The written version, not movie! by JRR Tolkien)
(This does not include the LOTR)
Belladonna Took, in reference to bilbos mother
Name three myths dad has come up with to trick us/freak us out
1. The communion on Christmas is peppermint flavored
2. We had monkey tails as children and they are in jars in the attic
3. j
FOR ALL MARBLES!!!!!
Who is the LOVE of Dads life?!?!!
🔥🔥❤️✨BILL SANDY ✨❤️🤸♀️🔥🔥😭😋😝