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How do you cook an alligator?
what is in a croc pot.
Why did the tomato blush?
What is it say the salad dressing.
Why were people so excited when the shovel was invented?
What is it was ground breaking.
Why didn’t the dad like his wife feeding him alphabet soup?
What is he didn’t like her putting words in his mouth
Due to massive increase in deliveries FedEx and UPS have merged, what are they called?
What is fed up
When it’s raining cats and dogs , what do you have to watch out for?
What is Stepping in a poodle
Why did the banana put on sunscreen?
What is it didn’t want to peel.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
What is a towel
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is she wanted to go to high school
What did the nose say to the finger?
what is quit picking on me
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
What is she was a little hoarse.
How did the hamburger introduce his new wife?
what is everyone…. Meat Patty
Why was the man standing at the atm on one leg?
What is he was trying to check his balance
What kind of award did the dentist receive?
What is a little plaque
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
what is dont take me for granite
What do you call a dog magician?
What is a labracadabrador.
How do you make a lemon drop?
What do you call a bearded man who makes clay vases?
A Harry Potter
Why did the uncle send his nephew 3 socks for birthday?
What is Because his mother said he has grown a foot.
Why did the peanut call the police?
what is he was a salted
How do you make an octopus laugh?
What is with ten-tickles
When is an apple a grouch?
What is when it’s a crab apple.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
what is r2 detour
How do you get help for someone who stubbed there toe?
What is call a toe truck
Why did the bicycle need help getting home?
What is because he was two tired