Food
A sandwich walks in to a coffee shop and orders a coffee. The worker says.....
Sorry, we don't serve food here!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
How do you stop an astronaut baby from crying??
You rocket!!!
I though of something funnier than 24...
25
Where did the word Comedy come from?
The Greeks
When is the best day to cook?
Fry-day
What is a Kung-Fu pig called?
A pork chop
Which U.S. State is known for its extra small soft drinks?
Minnesota!!!
What does batman like to put in to his drinks?
Just-ice
How many types of comedy is there?
13
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit???
Ba-na-na-naaaaaaa
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!!
What did the one wall say to the other?
I will meet you at the corner!
How is bubble gum similar to a Wookie?
They are both Chewy!
Who is the highest paid comedian at the moment?
Kevin Hart
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot!!!!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
Because he lost all of his contacts!!
What happens when you cross Quicksliver with the Hulk?
You get Fast and the Furious!!
What comedy show was based off of the creators own family?
Simpsons, Modern Family, and many more
What do call it when 2 chips fall in love?
A relation-dip
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
When do a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What is Hulk, Thanos, and Iron Man favorite app?
Snapchat!!
Who made a surprise appearance at Kevin Harts comedy show in Albany?
Chris Rock