DAD JOKES PT I
Why was the math book SO unhappy?
It had too many problems!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA!
Which country is the largest in the world?
Russia!
Do bears pee while hibernating?
Nope! How crazy is that!
Who has an obsession with Alligators?
Collyn!
What's a foot long and slippery?
A slipper!
Why don't Oysters like to share their pearls?
They're shellfish!
What is James Bond's code name?
007
What's the only mammal that can fly?
It's freakin Bats!
Who has a 30 LB Aloe plant?
Jessica!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets Jalapeno business!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
By U.S. law, exit signs must be one of what two colors?
Green or Red!
What is the name for the plastic or metal tube found on the ends of shoelaces?
An Aglet!
Who on our team is Color Blind?
Cassidy!
Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
For being outstanding in his field!
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing. It's on the house!
In human anatomy, what does the “hallux” refer to?
The BIG TOE!
M&M’S Fruit Chews would eventually become what popular candy?
Starburst!
Who is often mistaken for Drew's twin on our team?
Josh!
What do you call a criminal while landing an airplane?
Condescending.
Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at dawn?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece! (Like Dawn soap and grease- get it??)
The “Treaty of Paris” ended which war?
The Revolutionary War
What is the only U.S. state that can be typed in using only one row of a standard “QWERTY” keyboard?
Alaska!
Who's broken their left arm FOUR times?
Drew! You silly goose!