Animal
Food
Classic
Winter
Miscellaneous
100

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

100

What's a frogs favorite food?

French flies

100

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

100

What bites but doesn't have teeth?

Frost

100

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

200

what do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?

stuck

200

What do fries do when they meet after a long time?

they ketchup

200

Where do pirates get their hooks?

the second hand store.

200

Who is frostys favorite aunt?

Aunt Arctica 

200

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

300

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

300

What is orange and sounds like parrot?

carrot

300

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

300

What is the Mexican dish that snowman like?

Burrr-ito

300

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

400

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They're always stuffed

400

How do you measure the weight of crackers?

In grahams 

400

How can you spot a dogwood tree?

from its bark

400

where does the snowman get the weather report?

the winternet

400

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 ate 9

500

what do ducks put in their soup?

quackers

500

In which school do you learn how to make ice cream?

Sunday school

500

When does a normal joke become a dad joke?


When it becomes apparent.

500

What are little snowmen called?

Chill-dren

500

What is the least spoken language?

Sign language