Food
Why couldnt the sesame seed leave the gambling table?
Because he was on a rolll
That she was going to croak
What do you call a wizard who is good with ceramics?
Harry Pottery.
What did the truck driver say when he put his truck in reverse?
"Wow, this really takes me back."
Where do rainbows go after being arrested?
Prism.
"Sorry, we dont serve breakfast here."
What did the buffalo say to her son when he left for school?
Bison.
Why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Why do sweaters tend to hang out together?
They're pretty close-knit.
Why did the pasta go to the dermatologist?
It had a big ziti
What do you call someone who raises hens?
A Chicken Tender
A faux pas.
Why didnt the roofer charge me for his work?
He said it was on the house.
Whats brown and sticky?
a stick
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
How much does It cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
How did benjamin franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked.
Why did was the broom late for work?
It over-swept.
Whats the easiest building to lift?
A lighthouse.
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib
What kind of felines can bowl?
Alley cats.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip-pop.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!!!!"
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea