Anti-Jokes😶
Why are T-Rex's unable to clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs?
A penny.
Why was Dumbo sad?
Because he felt irrelephant.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Different.
If you drop me, I'll break, but if you smile at me, I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror.
What was Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
Because he kept telling yolks.
Why can't a leopard hide?
What is the funniest anti-joke ever?
Definitely not this one.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy, and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for...
Nothing.
What's a snake's favorite school subject?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
What is a bird's favorite social media platform to use?
None of them. Birds don't use computers.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
Need an ark to save 2 of every animal?
I Noah guy.
What did the one pencil say to the other?
Looking sharp.
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Shrek walked into a house to join the party...
Just kidding. Shrek is a fictional character.
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man's son.
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his...
Mercedes bends.
What candy is the best at school?
A smartie.
I hated facial hair but then...
it grew on me.