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This is how you make a tissue dance.
Put a little boogie in it.
You might be American before you go into into the bathroom, but while you're in there you are...
European.
What makes a scarecrow so good at his/her job?
They are outstanding in their field.
I'm so good at sleeping I can...
...do it with my eyes closed.
Why are elevator jokes so great?
The work on so many levels.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but who can?
Catscan.
What do bees use to brush their hair?
A honeycomb.
What do you call a group of apes that start a company?
Monkey business.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Itenticle.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
What do mascara and lipstick do after an argument?
They makeup.
Guts.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Pop. Or Hip Pop.
This is either a real gross animal condition or a magical school.
Hogwarts.
How do people describe a handsome runner?
Dashing.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case she got a hole in one.
How do track Will Smith in the wild?
Follow his Fresh prints.