A salesman tried to sell me a coffin the other day...
I said that's the last thing I need
100
"Mr. Miller/Mr. Streeter, can I use the bathroom?"
What does every single one of you say every day?
LJ, Dailan, Carys, LJ, Leslie, Jamison, LJ, Mikal, Carmelo(Twiggy), Jamison ("Bathroom, or water, or just anywhere but here"), and LJ
200
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
200
Why can't you hear pterodactyl's go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
200
What is a Pirates favorite animal?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRmadillo
200
Without geometry....
Life is pointless
200
List both students:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO! and
"Atchooiii"
Do I really need to answer this one?
300
Because he's got short legs.
What is E.T short for?
300
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
300
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRghyle
300
Two goldfish are in a tank, and one says to the other...
Do you know how to drive this thing?
300
See word document
Jamison (b1st Best)
400
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
400
What did the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he left for college?
Bison..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
400
What does a Pirate search for
Treasure
400
I found out I was colorblind the other day
It came right out of the purple
400
"INDEED"
INDEED, LJ IS INDEED THE CORRECT ANSWER. INDEED.
500
Ten tickles
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?