Cheesy Food Jokes
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crumby!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Because it was a little hoarse!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?
Because he was really good at bacon!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
What do cows do for fun on the weekend?
They go to the moo-vies!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!