DAD JOKES 1
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles?
Sorry, My Fault!
Why shouldn't you trust trees?
They seem shady!
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
She wanted to see time fly!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef Jerky!
Why did the computer need to go to bed?
It needed to crash!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen!
What do you give the dentist of the year?
A little plaque!
What should you do if you meet a giant?
Use big words!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
Tonight dinner is on me!
What kind of jewelry do bunnies wear?
14 carrot gold!
How do you get a squirrels attention?
What do you call a well balanced horse?
Stable
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What sits on a seabed and has anxiety?
A nervous wreck!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.
What happens when a doctor gets angry?
They lose their patients!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!