Food jokes
What kind of room has no doors?
A mushroom!
Why did June breakup with May?
Because it needed some space!
Finish the line: I only know 12 letters of the alphabet!
I don’t know Y!
Why did the math book look sad?
It had to many problems!
Finish the line: I told my fridge a joke.
It started running!
Why is April so trustworthy?
Because it always showers you with honesty!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts to do it!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because they we’re going to high schoo!
Why was the tomato so red?
Because it saw the salad dressin!
Why did February feel lonely?
Because it only has a few day!
Finish the line: Im reading about anti-gravity
It’s impossible to put down!
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its windows open!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why was January always clam?
Because it knew how to chill!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the pencil cross the road?
To draw attention!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they crack each other up
Why is December everyone’s favourite?
What do you call a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!