"Really?"
What do you call the security guards for Samsung?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldnt see that well!
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, it's on the house!
two windmills were sitting on a hill, one says, "whats your favorite song?" What does the other say?
"Well, i have always been a heavy metal fan.."
I found a book called How to solve 50% of your problems.
So i bought two.
Why did the egg have a day off?
Because it was FRYDAY!
How many storm troopers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they are all on the dark side!
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago!
FOR KAYLEIGH'S APPRECIATION:
How do you make holy water?
You burn the hell out of it!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at school?
It's ok, he woke up!
What did the lunchbox say to the refrigerator?
Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler. ππ€βοΈ
Why should you never throw grandma's false teeth at your car?
You might denture car!!
Based of River and Kayleigh:
why did the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
(i dont understand this pls explain)
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the Fast and Furious cast?
On a ZOOM call
Did you hear about the really famous pickle?
He's a really big dill!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because he had a virus π¦ π¦ π©πͺ
Why did a teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
He was stuffed.
(Not funny but oh well)
what is Santa's favorite place to visit?
Ida HO HO HO π§βππ€Άπ
Why do only some couples go to the gym? ποΈπͺποΈββοΈ
Because some relationships don't work out ππͺπ
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
RΕbertΓ²!
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?
He's all right now!
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on so many levels!