Passwords
MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyAustin
What is a good password? It has 8 characters and one Capitol
What’s a hacker’s favorite season?
Phishing Season
Why do IT guys make terrible comedians?
Their jokes always have too many layers of encryption.
How was Forrest Gump's password cracked?
Because 1Forrest1 was easy to guess.
Why are emails so lonely?
They are afraid of attachments.
After a life of cybercrime, how did the hacker get to heaven?
The password hadn’t been changed in 2000 years
What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party?
Social engineers
Did you hear about the cybercriminal who got away?
They ransomware
Why did the football team fumble the handoff?
They didn’t use a secure transfer method.
Why was the laptop cold?
Because it left its Windows open
Why didn’t the IT team set up their remote office from the beach?
It was too cloudy.