Dad Jokes 1
This kind of tree can in fit in your hand.
What is a palm tree?
This vegetable likes to race other vegetables.
What is a runner bean?
This happens when frogs park illegally.
What do they get? Toad away!
This type of shoes do spies wear.
What are sneakers?
This type of room has no doors or windows.
What is a mushroom?
This school supply is king of the classroom.
What is the ruler?
This is what you call cheese that isn't yours.
What is nacho cheese?
This is what you call a sleeping bull.
What is a bulldozer?
This is what you call a cow with no legs.
What is ground beef?
This is what yhou call fake spaghetti.
What is an impasta?
This musical instrument is found in the bathroom.
What is a tuba toothpaste.
This type of bear has no teeth.
What is a gummy bear?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a "poodle."
Why did the tree take up a hobby?
It wanted to branch out.
What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
Frost-bite.
This animal always knows the time.
What is a watch dog?
These are the weakest days of the week.
What are Saturdays and Sundays? (The Weekend!)
Why does the hurricane have bad vision?
It only has one eye.
This bird works on construction sites.
What is a crane?
What kind of bear gets caught in a rainstorm?
A "drizzly" bear.
Why do chickens play in the rain?
They love "fowl" weather.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas
This is why math books seem sad.
What is they have too many problems?
This is why you should never trust atoms.
What is because they make up everything?
This kind of candy is never on time.
What are choco-"late" bars?