Halloween
What food do monsters like
Scream cheese
What's a orange cats favorite Food
Ginger bread
WHy are Dinos bad at chess
Because their dead
What is a drummers favorite food
Cheese "sticks"
What's a trumpets favorite president
Donald "trump"
What does a witch use on her hair?
Broom-er
What's an elfs favorite singer
Elf-es presley
Why can't a t-rex wear a hat
Because thier arms can't reach
What is a guitarists favorite food
Pixels and string cheese
A trumpet tried out for an orchestra
It blew it
What's a vampires favorite drink
A bloody mary
Who is the rudest rainder
Rud-off
Why didn't dinosaurs eat alone
Because they didn't want to eat Han styel.... solo
A drummer told a guitarist
His favorite food was cheese sticks
The guitarist replied that's bass-ic
How did the violen get in to the orchestra
It pulled a few strings ha ha ha
What dance do monsters like
The monster mash
What do call Santa on vacation
Santa pause
Why can't you here pterodactyls pee
Because the p is silent
What does a singer have for lunch
Miceroni and cheesse
A drum tried out for the band
And he beat it
Why do grave yards have fences
Cause people are dying to get in ha ha ha
What do you call a Christmas cat
Santa "claws"
What is stegasauras called
It plays with lego
A legosaurus
What instrument speaks a different language?
The French horn
My wife told me that I'm to canadian
I saw it coming a "kilometer" away