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the bicycle stand up on it's own?
it was two tired
what type of sandals do frogs wear?
open-toad
why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
how does a dog stop a movie
he presses paws
what do you call a roster staring at a pile of lettuce?
a chicken sees a salad
how do you tell when a vampire is sick?
because how much he coffin
what is a karen called in Europe?
an american
whatt do you call a sleeping bull
a bulldozer
why can't cars play football?
because they only have one boot
what does the ocean say to the shore?
nothing...
it just waved
why is 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?
because 9,8,7...
why did the M&M go to school?
it wanted to be a smartie.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
why did the colfer bring two pairs of pants
in case he got a hole in one
what kind of shorts do clouds wear?
thunderwear
why do bees have sticky hair?
because they use honeycombs
why did the turkey cross the road twice?
to prove he wasn't a chicken!
what's the name of your new dog?
i don't know. he won't tell".
If you are American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what were you in the bathroom?
European.
what do you call a pig that does karate
a pork chop
why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
in case she needed to draw blood
Imagine you are tied in a dark room with nothing butan explosive, which will explode in 10 seconds, and u are tied to a chair. What is the best way to escape?
Stop imagining bruh
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
she was a little hoarse
why do fish live in salt water?
because pepper makes them sneeze
what do you give a sick lemon?
lemon aid