Sports
After graduating high school, Mike traveled to Baltimore to pursue this sport.
A) Athletic DJing
B) Modeling (or is it an art form?)
C) Frisbee Golf
D) Skateboarding
He was a skaterboi
What food items did Joe launch into the neighbor's garage?
A) Twinkies and Eggs
B) Hotdogs and Puddng Cups
C) Shrimps and Tomatoes
D) Ketchup and Mustard
B) Hotdogs and Puddng Cups
What instrument did Dave play on the side of the road while hitchhiking?
A) Violin
B) Guitar
C) Harmonica
D) Mouth Harp
A) Violin
Complete the sentence "Out of all the children I've had you're __________"
A) the best one
B) the least annoying
C) one of them
C) one of them
Which restaurant did Mike wash dishes at as his first job?
A) Primanti Bros
B) The Franklin Inn
C) Pamela's
D) Cheerleaders
B) The Franklin Inn
What type of fish did Dave and the boys catch in the Clarion River?
A) Trout
B) Small Mouth Bass
C) Salmon
D) Herring
Small Mouth Bass
What city did Dave make it to when hitchhiking across the country?
A) Seattle
B) Los Angeles
C) Reno, Nevada
D) Portland, Oregon
A) Seattle
What two punk bands did Mike play in?
A) Jawbreaker and Busted Fibula
B) Gut Punch and The Sour Pickles
C) The Death Dance and The Penicillin Villans
D) The Prosthetics and The Infection
D) The Prosthetics and The Infection
True or False: As a child Joe made a boobie trap featuring an airplane on a shelf thinking it would "confuse the robbers"
True
A) Sailor
B) Trucker's hitch
C) Red knot
D) Bowline knot
B) Trucker's hitch
What is Kevin's preferred way of sneaking booze into a Commander's game?
A) In a sunscreen bottle
B) In a baby food pouch
C) In a plastic bag stuffed down the front of his pants (or sleeves)
D) In a urinary leg bag
C) In a plastic bag stuffed down the front of his pants (or sleeves)
What city did Kevin try to hitchhike to when running away from his family on vacation?
A) Amsterdam
B) Paris
C) Seattle
D) Hong Kong
A) Amsterdam
What was the first concert Kevin attended?
A) Chicago
B) J Giles Band
C) Alice Cooper
D) Led Zeppelin
B) J Giles Band
What do you call someone who is an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog
What movie was playing during Joe's birth?
A) Goodfellas
B) A Clockwork Orange
C) Saturday Night Fever
D) The Deer Hunter
D) The Deer Hunter
What is Gigi and Tom's cornhole team name?
A) Fire and Ice
B) Starsky and Hutch
C) Bonnie and Clyde
D) Salt and Pepper
A) Fire and Ice
What did Mike try to smoke in the bushes with his neighbor Steve?
A) Oregano
B) Chili Peppers
C) Baby Powder
D) Hemp String
D) Hemp String
What instruments did Joe play growing up?
A) Drums and Piano
B) Cello and String Bass
C) Flute and Piccolo
D) Banjo and mouth harp
A) Drums and Piano
Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says ____
Ketchup
What is the name of the first band Tom performed and wrote music for?
A) The Alphabetics
B) The Pneumatics
C) The Boogie Woogie Boys
D) The Solution
B) The Pneumatics
What animal did Grandma Lucy compare Joe's inline skating form to?
A) Hippo
B) Butterfly
C) Jaguar
D) Penguin
D) Penguin
What state was Tom picked up by the cops in while trying to hitchhike across the country at age 15?
A) Montana
B) Illinois
C) Ohio
D) Texas
C) Ohio
What year was Tom's upright Steinway made?
A) 1870
B) 1920
C) 1902
D) 1895
D) 1895
What did Helen sew onto Mike's hoodie in high school?
A) a pocket
B) a Mr. Yuck Patch
C) she didn't sew anything she made it into a "muscle hoodie" ripped the sleeves off
D) leopard print trim
D) leopard print trim
What was Kevin's first car?
A) Firebird
B) Grandma's Chevy Impala
C) 1940 Dodge Pickup
D) 1960 Volkswagon Van
C) 1940 Dodge Pickup from the Funeral Home