Dad Life
The phrase dads say when the all lights are left on.
What is "I'm not paying to light the whole house!"?
The reason a dad joke doesn't work on mute.
What is the delivery?
The item kids had to rewind before returning it.
What is VHS tape?
The thing parents buy but can never find.
What is a soother?
The time of night that now feels rebellious to stay up past.
What is 10:00 PM?
This weekend activity often involves cargo shorts, a hardware store, and no actual purchase.
What is going to Home Depot?
The type of joke dads find irrestible.
What is a pun?
The handheld gaming system that saved long care rides?
What is a the Game Boy?
The instinct to know when the baby is about to fall.
What is a dad radar?
What are knees?
According to dads everywhere, this thermostat setting is "perferctly fine."
What is lower than everyone else wants or off?
The type of jokes dads laugh at the most.
What are their own jokes?
Saturday mornigns are reserved for this activity.
What are cartoons?
The technique of soothing a baby with a bounce.
What is the dad bounce?
The gift that suddenly becomes exciting at 40.
What are socks?
This sounds signals a dad standing up from the couch.
What is "Arrrgh or Uuuuugh"?
The phrase dads use when a joke fails.
What is "tough crowd"?
This phrase that parents said to you on a Saturday.
What is "Go Outside"?
The activity that babies do in the middle of the night.
What is party at 3:00 AM?
The thing people turning 40 brag about instead of partying.
What is a good night's sleep?
The official dad uniform typically includes sneakers, jeans, and this tucked-in item.
What is a polo shirt or T-shirt?
The classic dad joke that begins with "Hi Hungry..."
What is "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"?
The childhood punishment involving sitting quietly and reflecting.
What is a time-out?
The phrase that parents say when a baby has fallen asleep on them.
What is nap trapped?
The age when hangovers start lasting more than 2 days.
What is 40?