The language that Dad has been learning for 30 years and knows at a 1st grade level.
What is Spanish?
To the question, "What should Grandpa do now that he's retired", this grandson said: Dog.
Who is Liam?
The feedback that Dad received from one of his lectures and would use as an opening to future lectures and speeches.
Smart guy. Talks like a dead man.
The magical place where Dad has been dozens of times in the past 50 years and will be going again this year!
What is Disney World?
Finish this joke: Have you seen the snew?
What snew? Not much, what's snew with you?
A grandson of his has already won a trophy for this activity in a tournament. Dad hasn't won any trophies for this activity but did end a match in a draw with a master.
What is chess?
To the question, "What does Grandpa like to do?", this grandson cleaned the entire house.
Who is Simon?
The animal that escaped Dad's tracking and bow hunting through the snow.
What is a rabbit?
The name of this lighthouse we visited every year on the Outer Banks with Dad.
What is Currituck Beach Lighthouse?
Dad's most likely question 5 minutes after leaving the house.
Was the garage door closed?
The programming language that Dad uses for statistical analysis of data.
What is R?
To the question, "What does Grandpa do for work", this grandson said: Take care of people and make a LOT of phone calls.
Who is James.
The pizza shop that Dad would go to in NYC after already eating an entire box of Mac-and-Cheese with an entire package of hot dogs.
What is Rocky Graziano's?
Dad's favorite Civil War battleground site and Mom's least favorite place in the world.
What is Gettysburg?
The mantra that Dad would remind his children of every day before school.
What is maturity, responsibility, and pay attention?
The hobby that Mom found most annoying.
What is the tin whistle?
To the question, "What does Grandpa like to do", this grandson said: Chess, checkers, and playing games with us.
Who is Ian?
The animal that convinced Dad to not go to medical school in Poland.
What is a dog?
The site of innumerable unsuccessful rides on an orca inflatable water toy and synchronized cannonballs.
What is Birch Landing, Plymouth, Vermont?
Finish this joke: Why do graveyards have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in there.
The sport that Dad started at the same time that Kevin started and continued for several years after Kevin stopped.
What is karate?
To the question, "What should Grandpa do now that he's retired", this grandson said: Just do whatever he wants! Maybe like read a book or something?
Who is Andrew?
The one song that Dad's high school band could play? (Dad was the lead singer)
What is Ticket to Ride?
After crossing this bridge on the way to Long Island Dad would turn his hat backwards, speed up, and start driving like a true New Yorker.
What is the Verrazzano-Narrows bridge?
What is "I've never seen this movie before"?