Finish the Quote
"When you control the mail, you control _______"
What is information? (Newman)
Actor that played Jerry's dentist, who converts to Judaism, which Jerry believes was done solely to make jokes (which offends him, not as a Jew, but as a comedian).
Who is Bryan Cranston?
Despite Kramer being able to "feel" this day, Newman claims it "has no feel"
What is Tuesday?
This celeb made an appearance as herself and is injured by George Costanza in a softball game.
Who is Bette Midler?
The sign that, when given, the Van Buren boys know they were dealing with one of their own.
What is showing 8 fingers?
“Oh, understudies are a very shifty bunch. The _______ of the theater world.”
What are substitute teachers? (Kramer)
During the brief time he lived in Hollywood, Cosmo Kramer spotted this childhood actor (who plays himself in Seinfeld), at a restaurant. Kramer was so intimidated by talking to the star that he knocked over the table the kid was sitting at.
Who is Fred Savage?
According to Kramer, Newman can do this "like a ring tailed lemur," an ability he claims to have practiced in the Pacific Northwest.
What is "climb trees?"
He dated Elaine Benes for a short period, and Elaine swears her relationship with him is in no way superficial. Jerry thinks otherwise and tells her that he is a mimbo, with nothing to offer her but his good looks.
Who is Tony?
George says that his old high school gym teacher's teeth looked like these in the "Library Cop" episode
What are baked beans?
"I think if one’s going to _____, the least you could do is leave a note—it’s common courtesy. I don’t know, that’s just the way I was brought up.”
What is kill oneself? (George)
Actor that played Jason, a childhood friend of George's nicknamed "Stanky Hanky", who is a recovering alcoholic and, as part of Step 9 of AA's Twelve Steps, is apologizing for all his old misdeeds. George gets angry when he does not receive an apology from Jason for having insulted him by refusing to give George a sweater for fear it would be stretched out by George's "large" head.
Who is James Spader?
In "The Bottle Deposit," the farmer's daughter shouts this to Newman, which was simply a mistake on the part of the actress (Karen Lynn Scott).
What is "Goodbye, Norman?"
Seeing Jerry in the lobby of Mr. Pitt's apartment building, he states that Jerry's probably going up for a "quickie." As Jerry waits for the elevator, he sees this man reading a newspaper and tries to make light conversation by bringing up the Knicks, which insults the man, saying that Jerry is insinuating that he's uneducated and must be reading the sports section instead of the the Wall Street page.
Who is the Doorman?
The country that Jake Jarmel got his glasses from in the episode, "The Scofflaw"?
Where is Malaysia?
"Understand? We love you like a son, but even ________.”
What is "parents have limits?" (Frank)
Appearing in only one episode, this actor played a young man who was hired by George Costanza to entertain the children at a birthday party for the son of his current girlfriend Robin. He was able to put out a kitchen fire with his big shoe.
Who is Jon Favreau?
In the episode "The Suicide" Newman tells Kramer that he can't eat this because it makes him incontinent.
What is fruit?
Played by Jon Lovitz, he told Jerry that he had cancer but tells George that he never did after he got a new toupee that brings him confidence with women.
Who is Gary Fogel?
In "The Heart Attack", Elaine interprets Jerry's scrawled note as this.
What is "don't mess with Johnny?"
“I love a ______. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
What is "good nap?" (George)
She played Jerry's girlfriend, Amy, in the third episode of the fifth season, and was seen kissing Jerry's cousin by a glasses-less George.
Who is Anna Gunn?
Newman is first mentioned (but does not appear on camera) during the original version of the episode "The Revenge," and was voiced by this actor.
Who is Larry David?
This is the name of the horse Kramer feeds Beef-o-Reeno to because he had bought 50 cans at a discount store and he wants to get rid of them. This causes the horse to become gassy and ends the ride prematurely.
Who is Rusty?
When George's girlfriend burns incense he becomes very hungry and leaves her apartment and goes to the coffee shop to order this.
What is pudding?