Quotable Quotes
"We are all so idiosyncratic"
Who is Jennifer?
Lips are moving, no sound
What is 'You are on mute' or 'You're muted'?
When a nest of these was discovered in WA State, it prompted one person to Tweet: "I feel like God is using an end-of-world problem generator"
What are murder hornets?
This universal household commodity was inexplicably in short supply in the early days of 'The Rona'
What is toilet paper?
Do it twice to start a joke, three times on the ceiling, or once to get a MED #
What is NOC?
"At the same token"
Who is Ian?
Alternate reality or instant home makeover
What is a custom background tool?
Although only 4 million acres (compared to Australia's 27 million acres bushfires) were destroyed, this CA wildfire burned more than twice as many acres in a single year than the previous record
What is the 'Glass Fire'?
When hand sanitizer was hard to find, you might have been one of the hundreds that was willing to pay thousands for this
What is PPE or masks?
If you guarantee this type of compensation, it becomes oxymoronic
What is an incentive?
" I can't, I just can't anymore"
Who is Erika?
Common presenter question asked on Slide 1
What is "Can you see my screen?"
RBG died on 9-18-20 at the age of 87 after serving this number of years on the US Supreme Court
What is 27?
If you thought working from home might be an 'upside' of COVID, you may have changed your mind when you realized that this was also going to happen
What is home schooling?
The ratio of the circumference to diameter or Donna's favorite report
What is pie (charts)?
Using the shortened version of 'okay' this person uttered the question 'k?' at the beginning and end of every sentence as if to imply that what she had just said made perfect sense and was easily understood by all
Who is Anita?
I have a 'hard stop' tactic to let the meeting continue
What is 'Make someone else the host'?
The colloquial name of this controversial issue that decreased the number of political and economic members from 27 to 26 when the terms of the new relationship were finally negotiated
What is Brexit?
While fever, cough and shortness of breath are the scariest symptoms of COVID, anosmia and ageusia, also known as this, were reported by 30% of positive people in South Korea and 2/3s of those in Germany.
What is loss of sense of smell and taste?
If formulas and calculations could be perfect, the net surplus/deficit line on this form would be zero.
What is a ProForma?
Just put it on Jen's account
Who is Ian, Tim, or Eli? :)
Epic Zoom error that has us all triple checking that our cameras are turned off
What is using toilet with video on?
2,750 metric tons of improperly stored ammonium nitrate lead to a massive explosion in this city
What is Beirut?
This antiviral medicine approved by the FDA to treat COVID-19 is reserved for hospitalized patients. It has been shown to improve symptoms and shorten recovery time in some cases.
What is Remdesivir or Veklury?
This used to be 95 but stated as zero, is now 20, but effectively 5
What is the DOM Tax?