It was fun when he was young
The year he was born.
What is 1977?
The position he holds his phone at to read a text msg without his glasses.
What is arm’s length?
His current second dinner each night.
What is an Everything bagel and Herb & Garlic Cream Cheese?
What is September 6, 2008?
The specific tool he owns at least five copies of.
What is a screwdriver?
The city he was born in.
What is Peterborough?
Sometimes he leaves home without it.
What is his wallet and phone?
His favourite sports teams.
What are The Leafs and The Jays?
His favourite family activity to do on the weekend.
What is Niagara Outdoor mall for dinner or lunch?
The universal adhesive tape he believes can permanently fix literally anything in the house.
What is duct tape?
The exact make, model, and colour of his very first car.
What is a Red, Hyundai accent?
He can be found chasing these from his gazebo.
What is birds?
Dan’s 3 current favourite tv shows.
What is Silo, The Boys and Fallout?
What is everything? Toilets? Bathrooms? Pool? Vacuuming? Dishes? Cooking? Gardening? Mowing the lawn?
The ultimate phrase he utters while building furniture.
What is “It’s a manufacturer’s defect”?
His childhood pet.
Who is Smokey The Cat?
His Old Man Catchphrase.
What is “For Pete’s sake”?
He hold this cold drink on the couch.
What is Clifford beer?
His Catchphrase.
What is “What the bleep”?
He says this when something breaks.
What is “I’ll figure it out”?
A legendary, slightly mischievous story from his younger years.
What is the BBQ Story?
His most used app.
What is The Weather Network App?
His hot Starbucks order.
What is an Americano or Dark Roast?
His favourite family vacation spot.
What is a Walt Disney World?
The next major appliance awaiting him.
What is the dishwasher?