Deja Vu
What is the difference between a man with a golf club in Edinburgh and Glasgow?
In Edinburgh, they are probably going to play golf.
craic
fun, banter or entertainment
The thing is, is it unprofessional to tell a passenger that you once made a collage of her face out of pasta shapes?
Arthur, Cremona
We have come to answer Our Country's call
Ireland's Call
A TV show about the US government
The West Wing
How is dissecting a joke like dissecting a frog?
Nobody laughs and the frog dies
how do you say "how are you?"
you well?
The thing is, is it unprofessional to tell a passenger that you once made a collage of her face out of pasta shapes?
Carolyn, Abu Dhabi
Well, I wanna drive it all night long
Life is a Highway
A movie about space which goes wrong but they survive
Apollo 13
Finish the joke: "I've never been part of the IRA..."
"...I can't even spell IRA"
houl yer whisht
shut up, be quiet
‘It turns out a really good cure for being drunk is when you’re on a plane and then an engine explodes and you think you’re going to die.’
Arthur, St. Petersburg
On the green, grassy slopes of the Boyne
'The Sash' Me Father Wore
A movie about a guy named 'Red' and talks slowly
Shawshank Redemption
What is an inappropriate thing to say at church in Northern Ireland?
"Free P"-ness
how do you say 'a toilet'?
bog
Hey, chief, I might be wrong, but I think we're flying into a mountain. This makes me feel... scared of the mountain. One thing we could do is pull up and fly over the mountain. How does that sound to...
Douglas, Ipswich
That fought and died for Your wee bit Hill and Glen
Flower of Scotland
a TV show about a bad boss who forces everyone to like him
The Office
buck eejit
used to describe someone who does stupid things
Your attention, please. This is an important message for all passengers hoping to fly to Nottingham: raise your ambitions.
Douglas, Uskerty
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
You've Got a Friend in Me
best game to ever exist without question, no bias. involves a lot of emoting and dancing.
Fortnite