Danish
How tall is Danish?
5’11”
When is Danish graduating?
NA
Translate this in English:
ڈینش کی عمر کتنی ہے؟
How old is Danish?
Where was Danish born?
Mumbai
Danish’s wedding theme
Bewafa
What is Danish’s favourite sport?
Swimming
Why would the police pull over Danish?
Because he’s very very dark… like REALLYYYY dark… He’s black.
Danish’s most recent soccer save
Bunda
Where is Danish from?
India
Why did Danish go to Canterbury?
White women (dancers)
Where does Danish work?
Farmboy
What does Danish’s mom want the most in this world?
Danish to jog
Imran Khan
Where does Danish get his mangoes from?
Pakistani child farm
Danish’s fav eye colour?
Pakistani eyes
Rank Danish’s favourite things in order of most to least favourite:
- Pakistani women
- Muslim women
- non white women
- alcohol
- his belly
- Being black
- Blending with the night
Cuffed
What does Danish enjoy?
Long walks on Miikana road (with indians)
How did Danish come to Canada?
Danish is India right now
Danish’s dream home location
Kashmir
Where does Danish go to school?
Algonquin College
BONUS
Where is Zaid’s bike?
Danish’s garage
What is Danish’s favourite cologne?
Cigarettes and mangoes
Who is Danish’s best friend?
Wasim
Danish honeymoon destination
New Delhi