What We Will Miss
These are exhaustingly detailed and colorful artifacts we have "enjoyed" over the years thanks to Dan.
What are PowerPoints, lot of PowerPoints?
The number of states that Dan has visited.
What is all 50, with the AK quarterly marking the 50th?
Has 128 rhyming words.
What is Dan?
While most favor neutral/plain, he is known to have pairs that have bacon (or maybe even SuperDan).
What are socks?
This adorable 2 year old is the light of Dan's life.
Who is Torrey?
This is the reason Dan always has the freshest lunch and coldest beverages.
What is the igloo cooler?
One should avoid this key season when releasing major enhancements.
What is moose hunting season?
These are the only flavor combination for wings at Back East acceptable to Dan - and of course they aren't on the menu and take 10 extra minutes to make.
What are buffalo and garlic parm?
There is never a bad time for these two rhyming summer favorites.
What are O's and 'Boh's?
Hopefully this furry family member hasn't found Dan's favorite socks yet.
Who is Penny?
This was one of Dan's first culinary entrepreneurial ventures not involving lemonade.
What are college brunches out of his frat house?
This is the project that ultimately led to Dan joining the 529 team.
What is the AWD2 to AWD10 conversion?
This is the sound you hear on conference calls that makes you think a woodpecker is destroying your roof.
What is angry/hard/mad … trying to break the keyboard typing?
This sweet but sticky breakfast treat has been a homemade staple in his house (but for some reason, none of us have sampled yet).
What are cinnamon rolls?
"Making Life Better"…he takes this to heart in so many ways but this phrase also ties back to this place.
What is Penn State University? (It's their motto and his alma mater)
This is the most annoying thing about Dan at quarterly client meetings.
What is because no matter what Dan says ETA thinks his words are gold?
This bird has a special place in Dan's life given all the hard work it took to 'earn' it.
What is an eagle (scout)?
Name one of the 2 people that looked at Gaeng like he said his parents were aliens from Mars when providing a correct but overruled answer on trivia night at Back East that Gaeng is obviously still salty about.
Who is (Wrong Answer) Dan? or Who is (Wasn't Right Either) Shurid?
Dan acts as though he doesn't know his coworkers in this location.
What/where is a plane during a business trip?
Name one consequence of Dan's weekend drinking.
What is knee surgery?
Stories; for example - this has been proven to be the best way to age profile without asking someone how old they are.
What is sitting at a hotel breakfast area and watching who eats cottage cheese?
This project made Dan realize he isn't in charge of naming things that are launching.
What is the GoTuition Gifting launch?
Ian and Rosanne share this nearly exclusive honor in 2020.
What is going out to dinner the same amount of times with Dan?
A fun sport with two boards and two bags; Dan holds a certain title in the team event.
What is cornhole champion?
Meat, it's what's for dinner…the name of Dan's latest gadget.
What is reqteq?