Friends
Mitchell's roommates Junior/Senior year of college
Who are Dio and Jesse?
This word should not be used when followed by a long description.
What is Essentially?
Paging Mitchell's favorite TV show.
What is House?
No longer a thespian, Mitchell played this character in the Oz trio in the middle school play.
Who is The Scarecrow?
Mitchell's ideal category of vacation home.
What is a Lake House?
Mitchell's best friend
Who is Dio?
When speaking a sentence in the English language, pronouncing random words in another language makes absolutely no sense, right? Pronounce the following correctly: mozzarella, prosciutto, gyro, spaghetti.
What are mozzarella, prosciutto, gyro, spaghetti?
Mitchell's favorite pizza "topping" and the crowd pleasing second choice.
Plain and pepperoni
Do you really though? The country song sure to get young Mitchell dancing in the car.
What is I feel like a woman?
Pediatrics, Emergency, Family, and Internal
What are Mitchell's possible specialties?
Formerly a substitute teacher, commercial property maintenance technician, and events coordinator.
Who is Jake Dougherty?
The clinical name for Mitchell's hatred of chewing and swallowing sounds.
What is misophonia?
Cab's here!! Mitchell's favorite trashy reality TV show.
What is the Jersey Shore.
A new record! But not exactly, as Mitchell's first ever track race finished this way.
What is Crash over the first hurdle and DQ?
The only way to get Mitchell to France would be to spectate this annual sporting event.
Mitchell's best pal at the office.
Who is Mike Holden?
Mitchell goes ballistic when drivers are unaware of this city traffic law
What is left on red onto a one way?
With consumption pushing the thousands, this was Mitchell's favorite "cocktail"
What is Whiskey in a Glass with Ice?
Ding-dong! Mitchell was a member of this performing group at his first church.
Who are The Spirit Ringers?
A second generation Keller family tradition, Mitchell hopes to cover this cost for his children.
What is college tuition?
The unofficial official name of Mitchell's band of merry misfits who enjoy kidnapping each other for sport.
Who are The Rogue Brothers (TM)?
Before you look to criticize others, invest in this interpersonal quality.
What is self awareness?
Checkmate! Mitchell's favorite professional chess player/streamer and the current world #2.
Who is Hikaru Nakamura?
When Mitchell lost his wallet in the middle school cafeteria, it was promptly returned to him when the janitor discovered this identifying image.
What is Linda's yearbook staff photo?
Hang up the stethoscope! It's time for Mitchell's dream retirement job.