Dex Colors
50/50 Time
Man it sure is hot
Stop that thief
Munchkins
200
What color is Charmander
Dat boi is red
200
Rats
The spiny fur on its back is normally at rest. When this Pokémon becomes agitated, its fur stands on end and stabs into its attackers. 
It da round one
200
Man I really want to cool off from this heat
Phew good thing I found some ice cream
200
Who stole my wallet?
Gimmighoul
200
Who shorter
Its da gremlin sableye is 1'08 charmander and kakuna are both 2'0 even
300
What color is Zubat
Dat boi is purple
300
Danger Noodles
It sneaks through grass without making a sound and strikes unsuspecting prey from behind. 
It da ekans
300
Hope I can cool off in my tent
Its the Snorunt
300
Who stole my wife's purse?
Pancham
300
Woah
Its garydos gary is 21'04 celesteela is 30'02 steelix is 30'02
400
What color is Bronzong
Dat boi is Green
400
Hi
An odd species that is rarely found. The three heads respectively represent joy, sadness, and anger. 
Bird
400
Man I really want to cool off but this pokemon wont let me pet their cool fur
Its glaceon that rude dude
400
Who stole my wife?
Machamp
400
ruh roh kaiju attack
Uh oh the winner of this fight is Mothra (i mean volcarona) Volcarona is 5'03 Tyranitar is 6'07
Hydreigon is 5'11
600
What color is Haxorus
Dat boi is Yellow
600
Is this Wugtrio or is this Tentacruel?
The tentacles are normally kept short. On hunts, they are extended to ensnare and immobilize prey.
Tentacruel
600
This one might squish me
Its Avalugg the big baby
600
Who stole my car?
Revavroom
600
E
Its saggy boi Scrafty is 3'07 Our other contestants are both 3'11
800
What color is Snorlax
Dat boi is black somehow
800
Dats a Pokemon
Tying their belts gets them pumped and makes their punches more destructive. Disturbing their training angers them. 
Sawk
800
Uh Oh this guy again
Peeyew this guy pooped himself
800
Who stole all my food?
Skwovet
800
Woah this ones close
WHoa that was close but it is Scolipede
Scolipede is 8'02 Beartic and vikavolt are both 8'06