Words of Wisdom
Hitting the Slopes
Color Purple
Classic Travel Conundrums
Horsin' Around
Family Feud
Bonus Round
5

When you ask Dad for something on your wish list...

You want X.... 

"You work hard, you save your money, you buy it.

5

Everyday in Red Lodge as a child, David loved to do this in his ski suit.

Peed in his ski suit

5

This always makes David look like a pimp.

His purple cowboy hat

5

We lost Harry and David in this Asian country.

Mongolia

5

Why were we not missed by the tournament hosts after an unfortunate departure from a polocrosse tournament?

David miscalculated the turn out of the driveway and cracked open the trailer's blackwater tank on their property.

5

What 3-wheeler scandal was perpetrated by Martha

Left his stalled 3-wheeler on the railroad tracks

5

Bonus Action: David, please recite your best Farsi sentence 

Fact checked by Simin...

10

Phrase often cited while travelling with the youngsters... 

You get what you get, and you don’t throw a fit

10

This common mountain feature somehow got in David's way on the hill last season.

A tree

10

This footwear choice may be dorky but is comfortable

David's purple tennis shoes

10

What country were the Finches asked to leave? (By the President of the country.)

Argentina - thank you COVID

10

What happened on our maiden voyage with our first trailer?

3 tire changes en route to Sheboygan

10

What phrase did Martha say to annoy David

You are such a man

10

Which national magazine cover did David appear on in the 1990s?

Time Magazine

20

Automatic response when anything goes wrong.

Buck Up

20
This is always guaranteed to be the fastest run of the day.

Last run with Uncle Slipper

20

David's first choice when he needs to look fancy and dapper.

David's purple blazer

20

Which one of David's children threw up in every new country she entered?

Emma

20

While en route to a polocrosse tournament, what came loose from the top of the horse trailer and bounced down the interstate. 

10'x12' metal hay loft from our trailer

20

What precious item of David's was thrown in Lake Minnetonka by Martha 

David's Bike

20

These two tests were a pre-engagement requirement

Brested a duck and had to survive a family dinner with Mark, Jim, and Shorty.

50

David defending any insane purchase

You cannot take it with you. (Aspen X)

50

If you needed to find a 10-year David any given Saturday in the winter, you can call this organization

Ski Jammers

50

Protects the mainframe

Northwestern baseball hat

50

What happens when you milk a yak?

You get an orf

50

Dad's favorite place in Afton --- where ALL visitors must go. 

Bonus - name one of David's favorite ice cream flavors. $5

50

What did Grandma Finch accidentally do to young David (involves a car)

Grandma ran over David in the driveway. In a second incident, Grandma took a sharp turn, and David flew out of the car.  

50

Dad's favorite all-time pet

Poppy schnoodle doodle dog

100

You are about to do a task at the farm that you have done 1000 times. Who is sending you an instructional text?

CEO Dave

100

Mussolini, Pinochet, Hitler- they live on in this Basalt-based vehicle.

The Fascito-mobile (back-talking Subaru)

100

Comfortable purple Crocs, gifted for David's 60th birthday but made famous by Mark Finch, were recently demolished by this wild farm creature.

Cowboy

100

No need to shop too long- David will be buying them a CPAP machine for Christmas.

All of them

100

The Finch kids will be certain to fight over this one in the inheritance.

Sexy Rexy

100

Whose car did Shorty and the boys carefully and thoughtfully care for during hunting trips? 

Grandma's car

100

This salt-and-pepper stunner had a great Birthday and Thanksgiving

David Finch