When you ask Dad for something on your wish list...
You want X....
"You work hard, you save your money, you buy it.
Everyday in Red Lodge as a child, David loved to do this in his ski suit.
Peed in his ski suit
This always makes David look like a pimp.
His purple cowboy hat
We lost Harry and David in this Asian country.
Mongolia
Why were we not missed by the tournament hosts after an unfortunate departure from a polocrosse tournament?
David miscalculated the turn out of the driveway and cracked open the trailer's blackwater tank on their property.
What 3-wheeler scandal was perpetrated by Martha
Left his stalled 3-wheeler on the railroad tracks
Bonus Action: David, please recite your best Farsi sentence
Fact checked by Simin...
Phrase often cited while travelling with the youngsters...
You get what you get, and you don’t throw a fit
This common mountain feature somehow got in David's way on the hill last season.
A tree
This footwear choice may be dorky but is comfortable
David's purple tennis shoes
What country were the Finches asked to leave? (By the President of the country.)
Argentina - thank you COVID
What happened on our maiden voyage with our first trailer?
3 tire changes en route to Sheboygan
What phrase did Martha say to annoy David
You are such a man
Which national magazine cover did David appear on in the 1990s?
Time Magazine
Automatic response when anything goes wrong.
Buck Up
Last run with Uncle Slipper

David's first choice when he needs to look fancy and dapper.
David's purple blazer
Which one of David's children threw up in every new country she entered?
Emma
While en route to a polocrosse tournament, what came loose from the top of the horse trailer and bounced down the interstate.
10'x12' metal hay loft from our trailer
What precious item of David's was thrown in Lake Minnetonka by Martha
David's Bike
These two tests were a pre-engagement requirement
Brested a duck and had to survive a family dinner with Mark, Jim, and Shorty.
David defending any insane purchase
You cannot take it with you. (Aspen X)
If you needed to find a 10-year David any given Saturday in the winter, you can call this organization
Ski Jammers
Protects the mainframe
Northwestern baseball hat
What happens when you milk a yak?
You get an orf
Dad's favorite place in Afton --- where ALL visitors must go.
Bonus - name one of David's favorite ice cream flavors. $5

What did Grandma Finch accidentally do to young David (involves a car)
Grandma ran over David in the driveway. In a second incident, Grandma took a sharp turn, and David flew out of the car. 
Dad's favorite all-time pet
Poppy schnoodle doodle dog
You are about to do a task at the farm that you have done 1000 times. Who is sending you an instructional text?
CEO Dave
Mussolini, Pinochet, Hitler- they live on in this Basalt-based vehicle.
The Fascito-mobile (back-talking Subaru)
Comfortable purple Crocs, gifted for David's 60th birthday but made famous by Mark Finch, were recently demolished by this wild farm creature.
Cowboy
No need to shop too long- David will be buying them a CPAP machine for Christmas.
All of them
The Finch kids will be certain to fight over this one in the inheritance.
Sexy Rexy
Whose car did Shorty and the boys carefully and thoughtfully care for during hunting trips?
Grandma's car
This salt-and-pepper stunner had a great Birthday and Thanksgiving
David Finch