Dad Jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
Where did we vaction to for Mama's birthday?
Dominican Republic
What is the Spanish song that dad and I danced to for our Daddy-daughter dance at my Sweet 16?
Vivir Mi Vida- Marc Anthony
Who is dad's best friend?
Jeff
How many days are in a leap year?
366
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up
What is Natalie's favorite thing to do to dad's bald head?
Rub it or make stickers out of it
What famous Jamaican dancehall song was sung by Tanto Metro and Devonte?
Everyone Falls in Love
What does dad when he is not at work?
Watching videos on his phone
What planet is known as the Red Planet?
Mars
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What facebook account did dad get posted on where he looks goofy as heck?
Bayridge Winery
What song is named the Spanish word for "softly" or "gently'?
Suavemente by Elvis Crespo
What pet has dad always wanted?
A bird
How many bones are in the adult human body?
206
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What ridiculous outfit did dad wear to drop Nikolas off at Flordia tech?
PJ's and LOAFERS
What dancehall song did Shaggy and Rayyvon come out with in 1993?
Big Up
What year did dad go bald?
Trick question! He has always been bald.
Real answer: 2005-2006
How old is Dad turning today?
57 years OLDDDD
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Ill meet you at the corner
What was the Bushes Moment?
Dad was so drunk that he threw up in the bushes on the first day of vacation.
What song is a 1992 dancehall reggae classic about a beautiful woman named Maxine who breaks hearts and causes chaos?
Murder She Wrote by Chaka Demus and Pilers
Who makes dad laugh the most in his life?
Himself
What is the best thing about dad?
His bald head