dead recently people
South African black president
Nelson Mandela
went missing after being too ambitious while flying
Amelia Earhart
famous American president guy that kinda sounds like a state
George Washington
the only famous Austrian painter everyone sadly knows
Adolf
shaggy long hair elephant
Wooly Mammoth
Boxer dude who can apparently float and sting
Muhammad Ali
blind and deaf and probably not good at singing
Hellen Keller
pretty decent play writer from England
William Shakespeare
murdering Chinese guy from the 1200s
Genghis Khan
short and stubby stupid birds
Dodo Birds
made songs about odd stuff in space
David Bowie
one of the most famous Las Vegas performers and has a lot of "superfans"
Elvis Presley
where did they find nails, hammers, and wood cutting tools when this guy died
Jeebus Christ
former tower murderer
Osama bin Laden
went extinct and left the skies empty and the floors a lot less white
Passenger Pigeon
depressed guy singing about the perfect day
Lou Reed
raspy interesting voice and plays the trumpet
Louis Armstrong
made the Roman Empire bigger and created Alexandria
Alexander the Great
explorer turned Native American torturer being funded by the Spanish government
Christopher Columbus
really calcium-indulgent cats that went extinct around 10,000 years ago
Saber-toothed Cats
rain is the wrong color with this silly songwriter
Prince
disobeyed her parents and the whole entire victorian era apparently to choose to be a early 20s version of a stripper
Marilyn Monroe
first guy to look at the sky with powerful curved glass
Galileo Galilei
government law destroyer of the roaring twenties
Al Capone
Animal from the potato country, with amazing antlers, went extinct around 7,700 years ago
Irish Elk