Just Dessert
The treat that comes after "Do you want to lick the bowl?"
Brownies
When someone points out the obvious.
When you're right, you're right
Not to be mistaken with the 14th century Italian painter.
Branzino
Incest might be common on the Apfel side of the tree, but these two family members definitely got too close for comfort.
Marc and Bonnie
A long-time classic, this is the first name besides "Mom" or "Mommy" that was given.
Misses Debbie
Which dessert has its own democratically elected mayor?
Chocolate Town Pie
If you ask Mommy, what's worse, force-fed eggs or raw fish, she'd say?
Six of one, half a dozen of another
Not satisfied with the menu, Deb might ask the waiter, "Do you have...?"
Fava beans
This quiet force is the reason Debbie and Paul started dating.
Stan
Not to be mistaken with ancient statues, this name is given only to the stoic and unmoved.
Debbie Stone Face
this holiday staple has two pronunciations - only one of which is correct
Pecan pie
This common line is typically said on the couch or when a movie is on.
My eyes are open
She caused Mommy to shed many a tear over the years.
Jody Piccolt
The use of this peaked in the 1970s, just as Debbie's teenage years peaked.
Quaaludes
This name is only bestowed on those Trump believes are good, strong leaders.
Vlad
Daddy hates receiving the credit card bill for these.
Neiman Marcus Cookies
No, you don't have a fever, you're?
Cool as a cucumber
Debbie loves soup, especially her own. But she also loves...
Soup Can Shirt
"New cats, who dis?" said the original duo.
Bozo and Pandora
Paul's ever-endearing term for his wife - also the name he gives to those causing his road rage.
Stupid Idiot
Grandpa's favorite dessert.
Chocolate Bark with Marcona Almonds
Debbie's version of "Aw shucks!"
Fungooey
Debbie loves this, but no, she doesn't share if she can help it.
Chocolate
This person attended only two family weddings.
Robert
While not a typical nick-name, this is spoken only after two other names are used repetitively without response.
Lois