DECA DAD JOKES
This is why a nose can not be 12 inches long.
What is because then, it would be a foot?
This young Francophile penned the continental congress’s ”Declaration of Independence“.
Who is Thomas Jefferson?
This term is given to decision-makers that always tell the truth, even if it may be uncomfortable.
What is honest(y)?
Ron Swanson works for his local Parks and Recreation board in this hit 2000s Sitcom.
What is Parks and Recreation?
This is the greatest university on the planet earth.
What is Michigan State?
This is the time you should go to the dentist.
When is tooth-hurty? (Two-Thirty)
This Boston attorney caused quite a stir by defending the British soldiers involved in the “Boston Massacre“.
Who is John Adam’s?
When two employees argue over the last donut, an ethical leader may do this to defuse tensions,
What is split the donut in half?
This is Jerry’s zany neighbor in the famous sitcom “Seinfeld”.
Who is Kramer?
Fry had to swim to shore after falling out of a small boat in this local body of water.
What is the Missouri River?
This is why Peter Pan always flys.
What is because he never lands?
This Massachusetts governor is now the name’s sake of Boston Beer Company’s top selling brand.
Who is Samuel Adam’s?
If you take the last slice of pizza, it’s ethical to do this (according to Isaac).
What is leave an I.O.U note?
This is the company all of the main characters work at in “The Office” (U.S).
What is Dunder Mifflin?
Fry used to collect these famous 80’s collector’s toys, still having many stored in his basement.
What are Beanie Babies?
This is why elevator jokes are so interesting.
What is because they have a bunch of ups and downs?
In ‘76, Thomas Paine released this pamphlet which questioned his Majesty’s rule and taxation over these great colonies.
What is Common Sense.
If someone brings in homemade cookies into the workplace and after having one you see there are only a few left, an ethical employee should do this.
What is leave some for everyone else?
These are the 5 of the 6 main friends in the show Friends.
Who are Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Ms.Chnandler Bong? (Any combination).
While Fry did not attended a national DECA conference until he was an advisor, he did qualify for and attend this national fair while in high school.
What is the National Science Fair? *Bonus 200 for naming where it was
This is the kind of car an egg drives.
What is a Yolkswagen?
The first theatre opened in this colony in 1716.
What is Virginia?
When you borrow a friend’s car, this is the ethical thing to do.
What is fill the tank with gas before returning it?
This Sitcoms series finale is the most watched show in TV history (excluding Super Bowls).
What is M.A.S.H?
Fry gained a “squishy lump” on his shin after having an accident on this vehicle.
What is a snowmobile?