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FLAVORS
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Tom Felton said Rupert Grint was fined 2,500 pounds (going to charity) over the 1st 2 films in this series for laughing mid-scene

Harry Potter

100

Before these were tiny headphones, the term referred to little shoots of young corn

earbuds

100

Emeril Lagasse & Wolfgang Puck have served as judges on this competition that's been cooking since 2006

Top Chef

100

You'll want to use paper called kami that's thinner & often 6 inches square for this craft with a Japanese name

origami

100

For decades Pop-Tarts' No. 1 bestselling flavor has been frosted this fruit  

strawberry

200

You can see Matt LeBlanc try to hide real laughter as Joey ducks behind a panicked Ross, in search of a ring on this sitcom

Friends

200

A 90-pack--that's 45 pairs!--of these from Bausch & Lomb should keep things clear for awhile

Contact lenses

200

From 1993 to 2001, Chuck Norris was Walker, this

Texas Ranger

200

This word for heavy scissors used to cut metal or hair tells you what they do

shears

200

Traditionally, marzipan gets its unique flavor from these nuts & is often enhanced with the extract

almond

300

On "SNL", Heidi Gardner could not take Mikey Day's makeup when he & Ryan Gosling played this animated MTV duo

Beavis and Butthead

300

Before cellphones, every kid wanted a pair of these rhyming handheld communication devices

Walkie talkie
300

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa & Po were the big 4 on this BBC kids' show that opened with a creepy baby face in the rising sun

Teletubbies

300

Slate & marble are types of this rock, formed in most cases when its mineral composition changes

metamorphic

300

Calbee makes Japanese snacks, including Kappa Ebisen crackers, flavored with this shellfish, the ebi

shrimp

400

After Tim Conway's ad-lib story about Siamese elephants, Vicki Lawrence broke this show's cast w/ "Sure that little (bleep) is through?"

The Carol Burnett Show

400

Galileo made a table of probabilities based on a set of 3 of these, but today we more often see them in pairs

dice

400

It preceded "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" in the title of a sci-fi series

Terminator

400

If you're baking, this alliterative paper will prevent your batter from sticking to the pan

parchment paper

400

Cinnamon, cardamom & ginger are the predominant flavors in this type of tea, Hindi for "tea"

chai

500

Jack Nicholson, who may or may not have been under the influence, cracks up while talking about Venusians to Dennis Hopper in this film

Easy Rider
500

Up to 7 feet long, the traditional Alaskan type of these are great for walking on deep, dry powder in open country

snowshoes

500

Its 8th & last season finale ended with its characters ringing in January 1, 1980

That 70's Show

500

With roots going back to 1649, this Finnish company began making its distinctive orange-handled scissors in 1967

Fiskars

500

Used in a variety of confections, these seeds are usually described as having a licorice flavor

anise