Mary's mum has four children. The first child is called April. The second is May. The third is June. What is the name of the fourth child?
Mary
You have 10 fish, 5 drowned, 3 came back to life. How many fish are alive?
All of them because fish can't drown.
I have streets but no pavement, I have cities but no buildings, I have forests but no trees, I have rivers yet no water. What am I?
A map
He who builds me doesn't want me, he who buys me doesn't use me, he that uses me doesn't know he's got me. What am I?
A coffin
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Your shadow
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.
Throw the ball straight in the air.
A murderer is sentenced to death and has to choose between 3 rooms to enter in order to lose his sentence. One is filled with raging fires Second is filled with assassins with loaded guns Third is filled with hungry lions who haven’t eaten in 3 weeks Which door do you go through?
Go through the door with the lions because they haven't eaten in 3 weeks and they are dead.
5 men were eating apples. A finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?
CABDE
A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
The punch had ice cubes that had poison in them. When the man drank the punch, the ice cubes were still frozen. When the rest drank the ice cubes were melted.
2 ladies and 2 girls need to cross a river in a boat big enough for 1 LADY or 2 girls. How do they do it?
2 girls cross, one comes back 1 lady crosses, 1 girl comes back 2 girls cross, one comes back 1 lady crosses, 1 girl comes back 2 girls cross
You have a three gallon and a five-gallon measuring device. You wish to measure out four gallons.
Fill the 5 gallon and pour 3 into the 3 gallon bucket Dump the 3 and put the remaining 2 into the 3 gallon Fill the 5 and dump 1 into the 3 Now you have 4 gallons
You are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or the fire?
You light the match.
A man is found dead on Saturday morning. He was killed while his wife was sleeping. The wife tells the police all that she knows. She tells them that the cook was cooking breakfast, the maid was cleaning and the butler was getting the mail. The police immediately arrest the person who is responsible. Who is responsible and why?
The wife because she couldn't have known what everyone was doing if she was sleeping.
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
No
You walk into a room with two dead bodies lying on the floor. Both are surrounded with broken glass and the floor is damp. How did they die? Hint: There’s a hole in the wall.
They are two fish in a fish tank and there is a hole in the tank.
A frog is at the bottom of a 30 meter well. Each day he summons enough energy for one 3 meters leap up the well. Exhausted, he then hangs there for the rest of the day. At night, while he is asleep, he slips 2 meters backward. How many days does it take him to escape from the well? Note: Assume after the first leap that his hind legs are exactly three meters up the well. His hind legs must clear the well for him to escape.
Each day he makes it up another meter, and then on the twenty seventh day he can leap three meters and climb out.
Elephant Joke
What did the momma elephant say to her kid when he was misbehaving?
Tusk Tusk
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How do elephants talk to each other?
On the Ele-Phone
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What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys?
Ellfish
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What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree?
Trunk
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Why do elephants have trunks?
They look funnny with suitcases.