Texans
You're the butcher now!
Actors whose names I can’t remember
Rhyme Time!
Song of the Summer
100

This famous Texan loves to appear in advertisements for Lincoln and Wild Turkey almost as much as he loves to appear on the sidelines of UT football games.

(who is Matthew McConaughey)

100

What cut of meat is this?

What is chuck?

100

You know this guy! He’s always smiling with every single one of his teeth! He used to be married to Idina Menzel and has a really shiny head. He was maybe on Broadway and was definitely in How Stella Got her Groove Back.

(Who is Taye Diggs)

100

A close by alcoholic beverage is a...

what is a near beer

100

“Despacito (Remix)” by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, feat. Justin Bieber

When is 2017

200

This texan in the Oval Office loved to drink so much that he passed laws that restrict exactly what liquors could be considered Bourbon and declared it the “official sprit of America”

(Who is Lyndon Baines Johnson)

200

What cut of meat is this?

What is round? 

200

Okay this guy is not from Boston even though I always confuse him with Ben Affleck just because they both have dark hair and are kind of the same age. He was in that movie about bro friendship with the dopey guy from How I Met Your Mother and maybe was a superhero?

(Who is Paul Rudd)

200

A noisy bringer of rain is a... 

what is a loud cloud

200

“I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry

When is 2008?

300

Before she appeared on Verzuz this May and before she released her hit singles “On & On” and “Bag Lady,” this Texan titan of Neo-Soul graduated from the same arts high school as me.

(Who is Erykah Badu)

300

What meat is this? 

What is flank? 

300

This guy is for sure a Chris but he’s not one of the four that is always in the memes. He’s super Italian, and in a bunch of the Nancy Meyers movies I like. The last time I remember seeing him was in that HBO show with Amy Adams about the psychopath little sister.

(Who is Chris Messina)

300

The endless speech of a favorite pet is a... 

what is a dog monologue?

300

“The Boy is Mine” by Brandy & Monica

When is 1998?

400

This former Texas governor famously said at the 1988 Democratic convention that “Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."

(who is Ann Richards?)

400

What cut of meat is this? 

What is the brisket? 

400

I always think this is the guy from Will & Grace but it is not. He was definitely in the ABC sitcom with the terrible dad from Alias and is in those commercials for the Texas cop propaganda show on Fox. His jaw is so square. Who is he?

(Who is Rob Lowe)

400

A fruit for Miley Cyrus’ alter ego is a.... 

what is a banana for Hannah Montana

400

“When Doves Cry” by Prince

When is 1984?

500

This famous jockey won four Kentucky Derbies, five Belmont Stakes, and three Preakness Stakes and more than $100 million before he retired in 1990.

(Who is Willie Shoemaker?)

500

What cut of meat is this? 

What is the tenderloin? 

500

Oh no. This funny guy. I never know his name. He has extreme “wears sweaters over button up energy” but was on all those prime time comedy shows in the aughts. Do I think this man is Jason Sudeikis 90% of the time? YES. But he is not. He is the one who wears glasses sometimes

(Who is Ed Helms?)

500

A way to chop garlic in the capital of a Caribbean country is a ...

what is a Port-au-Prince Mince?

500

“Bad Girls” by Donna Summer

When is 1979?