Cuts of Meat
This famous Texan loves to appear in advertisements for Lincoln and Wild Turkey almost as much as he loves to appear on the sidelines of UT football games.
Who is Matthew McConaughey?
A close by alcoholic beverage
What is a near beer?
“Despacito (Remix)” by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, feat. Justin Bieber
When is 2017?
You know this guy! He’s always smiling with every single one of his teeth! He used to be married to Idina Menzel and has a really shiny head. He was maybe on Broadway and was definitely in How Stella Got her Groove Back.
Who is Taye Diggs?
This texan in the Oval Office loved to drink so much that he made sure to pass laws that restrict exactly what liquors could be considered Bourbon and declared it the “official sprit of America."
Who is Lyndon Baines Johnson?
A noisy bringer of rain
What is a loud cloud?
“I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry
When is 2008?
Okay this guy is not from Boston even though I always confuse him with Ben Affleck just because they both have dark hair and are kind of the same age. He was in that movie about bro friendship with the dopey guy from How I Met Your Mother and maybe was a superhero?
Who is Paul Rudd?
Before she appeared on Verzuz this May and before she released her hit singles “On & On” and “Bag Lady,” this titan of Neo-Soul graduated from the same arts high school as me.
Who is Erykah Badu?
A pet that will not stop talking
What is a dog monologue?
“The Boy is Mine” by Brandy & Monica
When is 1998?
This guy is for sure a Chris but he’s not one of the four that is always in the memes. He’s super Italian, and has extreme cop energy. The last time I remember seeing him was in that HBO show with Amy Adams about the psychopath little sister.
Who is Chris Messina?
This former Texas governor famously said at the 1988 Democratic convention that “Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels."
Who is Ann Richards?
A fruit for Miley Cyrus’ alter ego
What is a Hannah Montana banana
“When Doves Cry” by Prince
When is 1984?
I always think this is the guy from Will & Grace but it is not. He was definitely in the ABC sitcom with the terrible dad from Alias and is in those commercials for the Texas cop propaganda show on Fox. His jaw is so square. Who is he?
Who is Rob Lowe?
This famous jockey won four Kentucky Derbies, five Belmont Stakes, and three Preakness Stakes and more than $100 million before he retired in 1990.
Who is Willie Shoemaker?
A way to chop garlic in the capital of a Caribbean country
What is a port-au-prince mince?
“Bad Girls” by Donna Summer
When is 1979?
Oh no. This funny guy. I never know his name. He has extreme “wears sweaters over button up energy” but was on all those prime time comedy shows in the aughts. Do I think this man is Jason Sudeikis 90% of the time? YES. But he is not. He is the one who wears glasses sometimes
Who is Ed Helms?