"You guys are mean as..."
what is GOATS
Who ruined Christmas by incorrectly reading a scratch ticket
who is GABBY
This person is Mia's second most hated significant other
who is BILLY
who is DAD
This relative carries Matt's balls around in her tiny purse
who is AMY
*In reference to states* "I would name my daughter _____ so that I could call her _____"
what is IDAHO... HO
Which two people had dance moves that elicited the question "was that my spode?" on Christmas Eve?
who are DAVE and JIMMY
This person's fear of mono put an end to their love affair
who is ABBY
Which person would take the longest to get home if dropped at a location with no gps?
who is MOM
This relative prefers to loosen up a bit before nourishing her child
who is TAYLOR
*speaking about the children* "You guys better bring me .... "
what is JOY
Who partook in a lesbian affair
who is GRANDMA
This person is nicknamed after a developmental disability
who is AUSTIN (AUTISM)
Which person is most likely to commit murder?
who is GABBY (I think she's gotten close a few times)
This relative gave an 8 year old nightmares by telling her she would be dragged to the gates of hell by her ankles.
who is DENISE
The infamous Thanksgiving quote
what is LET'S GO GIRLS
Who's night in a Falmouth hotel was ruined after smoking a joint that they thought was laced?
who is MOM and DAD
This person's snarky comment about "staying in with mom and dad on a Friday night" struck a nerve in one of the children
who is DAYA
Which person is most likely to rise to the top in a drug cartel?
who is MIA
This relative is convinced that a ball on the line in tennis is out
who is VINNY
"Marcus, you should really take my advice..."
Who fell while attempting to enter a vehicle while being chased by a domesticated (but aggressive) animal. This person is not a relative.
who is Mrs. Manchester?
who is ERICA
Which person would I call to help me cover up a murder?
who is DAD
This relative is not a fan of Marcus's nickname for Mia
who is SHARON