Office Olympics
Most likely to be in the office until 10:30 pm
Jay-rod (insert Oklahoma accent)
Move over Rembrandt. This person will be painting incredible landscapes and people.
Amber Barber
Sheep concern
Pastoral care
This is the correct spelling of Andrew’s wife’s name
H.A.Y.L.E.Y
Most likely to stare at the same PowerPoint slide for 29 hours…
Do you hear that melodious tune? She’ll be making the instruments to do just so.
Nancy Johnson
Wise liquid Lazarus
Judicious fluid resuscitation
Ben Hess
Can you count the stars? She will attempt to do so while on the back of an elephant.
Danielle (insert last name)
Machine breathing
St. Kitts (not Nevis)
Most likely to always be happy and say something is ‘awesome’
The one and only Ken Johnson
Saddle up! She’ll be exploring the corners of the earth while on horseback
Ire Manley
Youths in the far East
Euthanasia
Andrew claims to have had a poor upbringing yet he flew first class to this island several times in his youth
Hawaii
Most likely to hurt you with his bare hands
RB
Lauren Araya
Tiny particles with a bad car title
Cell salvage
This is the Sampson’s next assignment:
Purple milk anyone? She’ll be gathering mollusks by hand to extract the purple dye.
Dez Grey