Books of The Bible
I need gluten...okay I guess we're married now
Ruth
Samson
What we deserve but don't receive
The most consequential blame game ever
The Fall
Big man started everything
Genesis 1
We leaving...YEET!
Emotional fishcatcher evolves into a rock
Simon Peter
The most spiritual triangle ever?
The Trinity
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and Garlic Bread
God feeds the Israelites manna and quail
Stop being anxious. Like actually.
(DOUBLE POINTS FOR GETTING BOTH ANSWERS CORRECT)
Matthew 6 / Phillipians 4
Jesus is literally better than everyone else
*DOUBLE JEOPARDY*
Hebrews
Lot's wife
The best kind of bath
Baptism
A racist nearly becomes seafood
Jonah and The Fish
BRACE YOURSELF LIKE A MAN
Job 38
I have a plan for you, but you're about to get wrecked
Jeremiah
Became a disciple through bets
Matthias
Being naturally bad at spiritual archery
Sin
Woman leads idiot man, enemy king gets pegged in the head
*DOUBLE JEOPARDY*
Deborah and Barak
John 17
Shepherd rebukes literally everyone
Amos
One killed babies, one killed his own family members, and one killed a prophet (New Testament)
HAVE TO GET ALL THREE NAMES RIGHT TO GET ALL POINTS
Herod the Great, Herod Archelaus, Herod Antipas
Burn the dirt away so it looks shiny (Old Testament)
We suck less and become more like Jesus (New Testament)
POINTS FOR EITHER ANSWER
DOUBLE POINTS FOR BOTH ANSWERS
The Crucible / Sanctification
They start speaking tongues, but not like televangelists
The Pentacost
Mysteries, trumpets, and superclothes
1 Corinthians 15