Riddles
What has a horn but can’t honk?
Rhinoceros
What movie is the quote “I want to play a game” from?
Saw
Who dies in every episode of South Park?
Kenny
How long does it take to soft boil an egg?
6 minutes
What is my favorite color?
Green
A butcher in the store is 5ft and 10in tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat
These movies were released as a spinoff of “The Conjuring”.
Annabelle
La Llorona
The Nun
What is the name of Tina, from Bob’s Burger, favorite animated pony show?
The Equestranauts
What two words are used to make the word “Spam”?
Spiced ham
What is my favorite anime?
Naruto
What is the best month for a parade?
March
In Friday the 13th, how did Jason die as a child?
Drowned
What is the name of the dog in The Simpsons?
Santa’s Little Helper
How much caffeine needs to be taken out of coffee for it to be described as decaffeinated?
97%
How many siblings do I have?
2
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
This kid has ESP and begins to have premonitions of things happening at the hotel his family is staying at. What is the kid’s name?
Danny from The Shining
What is the name of the martial arts that Luna, from The Boondocks, is a master in?
White Lotus Kung Fu
What is the hottest part of a chili?
The flesh at the tip (placenta)
Where do I work?
WMATA
Take off my skin, I won’t cry but you will. What am I?
Onion
What amulet was Chucky looking for?
The Heart of Damballa
What is considered a curse word to Traflorkians in Rick and Morty?
Glip-Glop
What are the 5 spices in Chinese 5 spice?
Fennel, Cinnamon, Star Anise, Cloves, Sichuan Peppers
What is my middle name?
Alphonzo Floyd